“The Return of Rodney the Bear”

Yes, Rodney is returning in another series of adventures with his lovable friends. Join Humfree, Dunkin, Harvey, Cool Breeze, and a cast of thousands (well, at least 12) as they get in one predicament after another. Lots of laughs for believers with a few positive messages interspersed. Rodney will ....

“STOP! Why is the book called The Return of Rodney? How can I return if I never went anywhere?”

“It’s just a title. We can’t change it now. Rodney. We’ve already paid for the cover.”

“OK, then I’ll go outside and come back in. We can’t lie to the readers. Stanley said she would wash my mouth out with soap if I told another lie.”

 This new collection of adventures will transport you to the magical world of Ursidae Lane, where a group of rescued teddy bears live their lives. Fueled by Rodney’s imagination, his quest for cheeseburgers, and the colorful antics of the others, every day is full of surprises.

• Meet Goober, the not-so-successful magician.

• See if Humfree finally wins the Nobel Prize.

• Learn if Dunkin really invented the donut.

• Watch Rodney, despite his fear of heights, climb a tree, with disastrous results.

• Meet the gargantuan Bear Mountain.

• Watch as Rodney is fed to the lions in the Roman Coliseum.

• Help Rodney and Hurlock Bones solve unsolvable crimes.

• Accompany Rodney as he meets the Easter Cow.

• Watch Rodney battle a 10-legged monster.

• Meet Hairy Potter, the inspiration for J.K. Rowling’s stories.

• Hold your breath as Rodney dares to spend a night in a haunted house.

These are not fictionalized stories; they actually happened. You have Rodney’s word for that. And, to top it all off, at the end of the book, Rodney makes an announcement with worldwide implications. Sorry, you’ll have to read the book to find out what it is.

Disclaimer: Reading this book will absolutely not improve your IQ, but it will make you laugh ... a lot.